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Resume
Ilaya Thalapathy Dr.Vijay Email: killthepeople@ suicide.com
Phone: +910000000000


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Career Object : To make the audience run away from theaters, gradually reduce the normal death rate and increase the suicide deaths.
Preofessio'nil' Experience:
21 years in Tamil Industry.
Junior Artist - 1988 (with 1 hit, 9 flops)
Mass roles- 1989(4 flops)
Lead role- 1996- till date( 4 hits, 46 flops)

Acting Skills:
• Jumping From One Big Building to another in Air (KURUVI)
• Flying from inside the Sea (SURA)
• Going With Lift inside the sea bed.Never ever seen Hollywood flick stunts.(KURUVI) .
• Reaching Finals witjout winnning semifinals(GHILLLI)
• Expected CTC: Min. 5 crores for each film

Achievements: World Record, Limca Record and Pepsi Record in flops

Role Model: My Self and Captain Vijayakanth, the Tiger of Tamil Nadu

Project Details:
1. Bike riding on ground to running Train and go to Pakistan from India with Parachute only.
2. Climbing any mountain with hands.
3. Pulling chair front and catching the runing flight.

Leadership Skills:
• Led a knife to attack the enemy hanging on the plane's shield.(VILLU)
• Special Attraction:
1. Shoot People not only in movie, but outside also
• 2. Having powerful eyes. (AADHI)
3. Senseless talking in functions, interviews
4. Hitting thigh and talking without opening the mouth(PUNCH DIALOGUES)

Personal Details:

Name: Vijay Joseph
Father (uncle)’s name: SA Chandrasekaran
Age : 21yrs in Industry
Weight: I Dont know Exactly.
Sex: Intrested
Hobbies: I am Not a Man to have Hobbies
Languages known: English ( Eg: One day I went to a library and asked for a book "Psycho The Rapist".
The Librarian searched for hours and came back ...slapped me and said,
"Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist ").

DISCLAIMER:
Sorry for the Spelink Micstakes, as don’t know Indian English, I know only foreign English

Sorry anthing hurted this Thread,

Regards
R.Yuvaraj


Vijay tamil actor(H2)
Vijay tamil actorVettaikaran first schedule end
Vettaikaran first schedule over : The first schedule of Vijay’s new film Vettaikaran is over at Rajahmundry in coastal Andhra Pradesh.
Actor tamil vijayThe grapevine is abuzz that Vijay is spotting a new look for the film, which will not be revealed immediately.
Actor tamil vijayThe film produced by A V M Balasubramaniam and directed by Babu Shivam, has Anushka as heroine. The buzz is that the film is an action packed family entertainer laced with comedy and sentiment.
Actor tamil vijayAs per sources in the unit, the hero introduction song was picturised in which Vijay’s son Sanjay has danced with his dad against an Ayyanar temple background. Then hero meeting heroine for the first time in a very comic manner was shot in a Railway Station. Added to that some talkie portions were also canned in and around Rajahmundry.
Actor tamil vijayThe second schedule of the film is to start in Chennai in the second week of April, and it will be shot mostly at AVM studio including a set song. Vijay Antony is composing the second song likely to be a duet.

Vijay tamil actor Learns From Kuselan, Keeps Low Profile
Vijay tamil actorappears as Actor Vijay himself in Panthayam movie. Panthayam stars Nitin Sathya, Sindhu Tolani, Prakash Raj and Vijay in special appreance. Nitin acts as Vijay’s crazy fan who comes to his shooting spot as he gets into a problem.

Vijay tamil actorConsidering what happened to Kuselan, Vijay has been kept low profile in Panthayam publicity. Vijay did not wanted to create huge expectations with his fans like kuselan, so he did not even attend the audio launch of film which is directed by his father S.A. Chandrasekar.
Vijay tamil actorProducer of Panthayam decided not to release the stills of Vijay to the press, because it will create huge expectations among Vijay’s fans. Distributors have been advised not to sell the film to theatres saying it is a Vijay film.

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Vijay tamil actorVillu in Switzerland
Vijay tamil actor Villu team along with director Prabhu Deva are leaving for Switzerland. The unit will be in Switzerland for nearly a month as they will be canning two songs and some scenes.Pproduced by Ayngaran International Ravi Varman is the cameraman and Devi Sri Prasad is the musciscial for this this action adventure film.
Vijay tamil actor Kaavalan is a hit!
Vijay tamil actor Kaavalan is slowly but surely becoming stronger by the day at the box-office.

The family audiences all over Tamil Nadu are thronging the theatres, to watch this Vijay entertainer.

Vijay tamil actor Says director Siddique, who is shooting for Hindi Bodyguard with Salman Khan and Kareena Kapoor in Pune: " My phone hasn't stopped ringing since the release of Kaavalan. The kids are enjoying the clean comedy of Vijay and Vadivel in the first half and ladies are hooked to the last 15 minutes of the stunning climax. The feedback that I'm getting is that it is an out and out Vijay film and he has excelled".

Vijay tamil actor At the Tamilnadu box-office, Kaavalan has taken a better second weekend collections than the first week! At Devi Paradise, a mass theatre in Chennai the second weekend is much more than the first week. The first week collections were truncated as the film released a day later, and prints reached most of the centres, only for the evening show and there was no publicity.

Vijay tamil actor Two days after the film's release Ilayathalapathi went on a counter offensive, as he started a one man campaign by giving interviews to the print and electronic media. Finally the channels started telecasting the songs, and the word-of-mouth was encouraging.

Vijay tamil actor As a leading distributor said: "The vested interests went out of their way to sabotage the film, but people saw through the game and made it a hit. Nobody can make a good film a flop nor can a bad film be boosted by heavy publicity blitz."
Vijay tamil actorVillu (film)
Vijay tamil actorThe film begins with Inspector Joseph (Manoj K. Jayan) being called in for a secret meeting by a senior police official. At the meeting he learns that their long-awaited target Raaka (Adithya) will be arriving secretly in a cargo shipment by sea and that he should be caught at the site.