Actor Vijay joke sms

Actor Vijay joke sms Sura and vettaikaran
Vijay fans droppd sura & vettaikaran DVD into Octopus Pauls pool & asked which is de best movie Paul jumped out of the pool & died
Actor Vijay joke sms Judge to lady
Judge: Unakkum un Husbndkkm divorce thara mudiyathu ma.
Lady: Yen sir?
Judge: Oru strong reasn sollu ma..

Lady: En husband oru vijay rasigan

Jg: Idhellam selladhu ma.

Ldy: Appuram oru naal ennai sura padathuku kuttittupoi kolla parthan sir?!

Jg: padu pavi avlo kodumya senjan! Divrce granted..

Actor Vijay joke sms What a man
Comedians acted as heroes:
Nagesh-2 films,

Chandrababu-4films,

Goundamani-2films

Vivek-1film

Vadivel-2films

and finally the topper is,

Vijay-50 films

Wat a man!

Actor Vijay joke sms Vijay going to maths tution
Vijay going to maths tution
Maths Teacher Was Teaching

Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If

1000 Kgs= Ton.

Then
For 3000 Kgs

=How Much?
Vijay-

Ton!Ton!Ton!
Actor Vijay joke sms vijay chating with american
vijay chating with american.

american: 90%of marriages in

use with email.

vijay: 100% of marriages in our india with females

only
Dr.vijay
Actor Vijay joke sms Vijay goes to library
Vijay goes to a Library &
asks for a book Psycho-The Rapist....
Librarian searchs for 6hrs comes back n slaps him &
says Idiot, d book is called Psychotherapist....
Actor Vijay joke sms Dr.Vijay
Vijay was looking at an ice cube in sunlight for 5

mins.

Sumone asked him wat r u doing ...?

Vijay replied: iam checking out from where its

leaking..
Dr.vijay rocks
Actor Vijay joke sms Hutch is now vodafone
Hutch is now Vodafone.
Madras is now Chennai.

Bombay is now Mumbai.

Calcutta is now Kolkatta.

Delhi is now New Delhi.


SARDAR is now Dr.Vijay

Actor Vijay joke sms Naan Nadicha thanga mata
Vj : "Naan Adicha thanga mata,naalu maasam thoonga mata..."

Director : cut, cut Vj dialogueah oluga ah sollunga.

Vj : "Naan Nadicha thanga mata,naalu maasam thoonga mata..




Actor Vijay joke sms Man to vijay
MAN: Unga Padam Release aana Engaluku Nalla Collection Sir.
vijay: Entha Theatre Owner Neenga?

MAN: Neenga Vera Naan AMURTHANJAN

Company Owner...

Actor Vijay joke sms Interviewer to vijay
Interviewer: sir kalaignar kaapid thittatha pathi
neenga enna nenikaringa?
Vijay: indha thittam studentsa romba kedukudhu....
Interviewer: dai panni.....adhu kalaignar kaapid
thittam da....kalaignar copy adi thittam
illa....idhunala dhan un padam oda matengudhu

Actor Vijay joke sms America vs India
AMERICA
Vs

INDIA

America:

10000 nuclear weapon,

600000 army,

10000 tank,

12000 air force.

INDIA : VIJAYs villu

total America close!

Actor Vijay joke sms Vijay kitta one question
Vijay kitta one question
Vettaikaran la puli urumudunu oru song iruke

Antha puli...
kottta eduthatha edukathatha.
Actor Vijay joke sms Six pack
Ulaga SMS Varalaattril
mudhal muraiyaaga
Inboxku vandhu sila
Nimidangaley aana
Puththam Pudhiya
megaa hit Comedy
Message
Vijay is trying for
Six Pack…
Actor Vijay joke sms Vettaikaran SMS Jokes
Vettaikaran SMS Jokes

“KURUVIum” sethu pochu. Vitta “VILLUm” odinju pochu. Apuram “VETTAIKARAN” vanthu enna Panna poran… Enna kodumai sir idhu!!:…
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Vijay to rajinikanth : sir ennoda vettaikaran padathoda release date announce panlam nu iruken enna solringa?

rajini : vendam

Vijay : why??

rajini: saagara naal therinjita vaazhara naal naragam aidum
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"VIJAY Film". கொய்யால மனுசனே சாகுறான்.. தம்மாதுண்டு வைரஸ் சாகதா??
.
.
.
பாட்ஷா டயலாக் ..

ANTONY : உன்னை வில்லு படம் காட்டி 3 hrs ல முடிக்கிறேன் .

BADSHA: கொஞ்சம் அங்கே பாரு கண்ணா உனக்கு வேட்டைக்காரன் Trailer காட்டி 3Sec ல

முடிக்கிறேன் ..
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"vettaikaran" release n pothu edukka vendiya munnecharikai nadavadikaigal ...

tamilaga arasu arivippu ..
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.

1.kulanthaigal,pengal,muthiyavargal poster parpathai thavirkavum ...

2.oru ticket ku rendu saridon tablet kudakavendum ..

3.Theatre munbu oru ambulance kandippaga nirka vendum ...

4.orumurai ku mel padathai parpavar saavuku arasangam poruppu illai ...
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Vijays next five films:

vettaikaran
pichakaran
paithiyakaran
kudigaran
kudukudukuduppakaran


Actor Vijay joke sms Vijay in airplane
Vijay in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: Bombay… Bombay
Air hostess said: B silent.
Vijay: Ok.. Ombay. Ombay
Actor Vijay joke sms We r going to cinema
Boy: We are going to cinema today
Girl:No iam not come Bcz Anybody see me and tell to my home
Boy: Dont worry We will see Vijay film no one is there in theatre.
Actor Vijay joke sms Vijay write exam
Vijay decides to study English. He learns an essay FRIEND, but in the exam an essay on FATHER comes.
He replaced friend with father in the essay. It read:
I am a very fatherly person, I have many fathers. Some of my fathers are male and some are female. I have a new neighbor, I wish to make him my new father.
Actor Vijay joke sms Swine Flu
Finally our indian doctors found medicine for SWINE FLUE....
U know what?
Vijays film and powerful medicine is vettaikaran
parunga goyala manusane savuran small virus sagadha